Willow’s cat and Columba’s ducks.
Seems I’m making it harder and harder
While everybody else is doing well
I get confused by their bodies
I get tangled in their curls
How Do You Talk To Girls
How Do You Talk To Girls
What’s a poor boy to do
Tell me How Do You Talk To Girls?
Columba: Before you try to defend yourself, I’m not here to yell at you about Willow, I swear.
Leo: … So you’re not mad?
Columba: Oh no. Believe me. I’m pissed.
Leo: But you just said…
Columba: I talked to Heidi before I decided to talk to you. She’s right, no one should be mad at you about Willow. You’re not in a relationship with her, but you still fucked my best friend!
Leo: Columba…
Columba: No. Don’t even try. If I fucked Sirius, you’d kill me and him..
-Exit Columba-
Columba and Leo after Cordelia and Leo hooked up.
“How are you doing today you sexy apple pie shark?”
“Well you seem like you’re in a good mood today.”
Lily and Hayden.
Hayden: No.
Lily: Why? Do you really hate him that much?
Hayden: Yes, I do.
Lily: It’s doesn’t make any sense. I’ve never dated, shagged, or even snogged him. He’s just a friend of mine! What, do you want me to stop being friends with him?!
Hayden and Lily discussing who will be Columba’s godfather.
“Let’s bang.”
Ellie and Gerard.
“Rocks, paper, take off all your clothes.”
“… If you say so, sweetheart.”
Ellie and Gerard
